AHHH GAWD!!! Who told her it was ok to walk out the house looking like this. She is begging for attention. Kelis, why would you pull out your Grade-A bombs at the 1st annual Data Awards? I don’t get it.

I know the outfit looks really insane with the King Triton crown, the nose chains, the fake brown lashes and the long blonde hair. But the highlight of the whole outfit are the heels. Peep the Alexander McQueen Armadillo heels, it looks like 10-inches of pain. Lady Gaga also wore them in her Bad Romance video.